Amalgam versus Resin

"I'm going to kick your butt back to the Bud Stage with my incredible compressive strength"
"Yeah, well I'm going to destroy you with my superior enamel bonding"
"I'm quick-as-a-wink, unlike you, Mr. Slow-as-Molasses-Incremental-Fill"
"*sniff, sniff* I think I smell something... Is that mercury on your breath?"
"At least I don't run at the sight of moisture"
"At least my preps don't have to be the size of ND"
"Tell me again, who is the reigning champion around here?"
"Whatever Gramps - the new crowd is in my corner"