Hook Up

"Wasn't that the guy you hooked up with last year?"
"Yeah"

"Didn't he try to grope you in the front seat of your car?"
"Yeah"

"Doesn't he have a fiance?"
"Yeah"

"Haven't you been avoiding him all year?"
"Yeah"

"So why were you making out with him all night?!?

"To make that OTHER guy jealous."
"Can't argue that logic."