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This is a collection of works that are not for sale for obvious or not so obvious reasons.  Some are commissioned pieces of art, whereas others are inside jokes, only funny to a select few.  Please peruse and enjoy.
Digital Radiography<br/>This was my way to vent about the new usage of digital radiography at our clinic stations.
Ball Burnishers<br/>This is the logo for the my bowling team, the Ball Burnishers, ready for a 3 color screen print on the tackiest, most wonderful bowling shirts ever.<br><br> Ball Burnishers: Friction free and out of the gutter
Summertime Livin'<br/>This was a commissioned piece for the husband of one of the dental assistants. She wanted a graphic that could be placed on a t-shirt that captured the feel of the "Life Is Good" brand apparel. Instructions: her husband has a full head of light brown hair, loves to sit in his white Adirondack chair with their white golden doodle dog, and loves Budweiser. This is what I came up with.
Date Tonight<br/>This was a commissioned piece of work for Dr. Barry Noscow from his son, Mayer.<br><br> "Hi, I'm Dr. Noscow. What brings you in today?<br> "I have a date tonight and want my teeth done."<br> "Teeth done?" "Yeah, close the spaces and get them straightened - maybe some veneers?"<br> "I'm sorry, but this kind of thing will take time"<br> "No problem. I have until 8pm"
Father's Day<br/>This was a gift to my dad on Father's Day. He just bought a back hoe for his modest 1/4 acre yard, in addition to his tractor/snowplow designed to clear commercial sidewalks, and 52" leaf collector for our solitary baby oak tree. I thought it was pretty funny until my roommate pointed out that I was cut from the same cloth. I really don't know what she's talking about, as I really do need a professional scanner with photographic negative digitalization features and an automatic document feeder.<br><br> "Dad, I used to laugh at your child-like enthusiasm for buying and playing with ridiculously overqualified toys...until someone blindsided me with the news that I do the same thing too!<br> Like Father, Like Daughter<br> Happy Father's Day!
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